Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas Dragged Plymouth Rock to the North Pole with his sled Pilgrims never saw him coming The Wampanoag they kept drumming That Thursday in November Gob-gobble about December Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas It was such a happy holiday No more laid-back relaxation It's Black Friday degradation Seems Santa sold Thanksgiving to the mall ♪ Grandma made the stuffing Said Santa, he ain't bluffing You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie Maybe Caroline says she lied Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas It was such a laid-back holiday Now no more football and relaxing When the harvest moon starts waxing Santa, he's the turkey after all Grandma made the stuffing Said Santa, he ain't bluffing You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie Maybe Caroline says she lied, oh Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas Nothin' lasts forever, that's for sure This stick up is as shocking As stuffing in your stocking Kris Kringle Why did you mingle? Santa stole Thanksgiving Even he's got to make a living Santa stole Thanksgiving and our fall