I think I have the flu And it's not because of you Maybe I should call a GP Maybe you could be my GP Your injection does the trick Sucking on your sticky (beep) stick Let's call him a doctor Not 'cause he's medically trained Let's call him a doctor 'Cause he's fucked out of his brains Let's call him a (beep) Not 'cause he's dressed in white Let's call him a doctor 'Cause I want to fuck him again And when I leave your practice You know I just came for the Lolli-(beep) You always make me better But I wish this illness never stopped Your injection does the trick (Beep) on your sticky doctor's stick Let's call him a doctor Not 'cause he's medically trained Let's call him a doctor 'Cause he's (beep) out of his brains Let's call him a doctor Not 'cause he's dressed in white Let's call him a doctor 'Cause I want to (beep) him again I'm a doctor Did you call a doctor? It's Dr. Doctor here Don't you fear cause I'm a doctor A PhD doctor The doctor of the hour The doctor wow Can I fix you? Yes I can! Let's call him a doctor You know I want ya Not 'cause he's medically trained I wanna fuck his brains Let's call him a doctor