I got this stupid little phone that thinks it's so smart Yeah, got a stupid little phone that thinks it's so darn smart It's got speech and autocorrect And I'm under the bad spell of high tech (You see) I texted you, said you sure make me hot Yeah I texted you and said you were looking so hot It autocorrected to my boss And now I'm stuck hot do do sauce I love technology but I don't know If I might have lost my soul My whole life has gone online I'm staring at my phone all the time I'm buying shoes online, sleeping bags and cauliflower too I'm buying booze online, black negligees you can see right through Spending all my money And caught up inside YouTube I'm walking through the park, staring at my phone I'm walking through the park, feeling all alone Gonna throw it in the trash can But first gotta post this Instagram