Graduate high school and don't make a fuss They say, "Go to college, these days it's a must" I just proposed to my girl of eight years Buying a stroller from BabiesRUs Kids did the same shit I had to abide Leaving the nest and it's making mom cry They passed like a second, oh, all of these years The end is as swift as a knife in the side Whoa, just waiting to die Whoa, it could be tonight Whoa, I'm under his spell Whoa, send me straight me to hell ♪ Life is short but fun and sad Why do I make me feel bad Do the right things, keep my mind straight Wanna know what future awaits Living is hard but being dead's harder Things could go wrong but I know I'm smarter Focus so hard but time has no tells Ticket in hand hoping buses are charter Just waiting to die Whoa, it could be tonight Whoa, I'm under his spell Whoa, send me straight me to hell ♪ You want another slice? No, I'm okay What else is on? Yeah, let's see what else is on Why is you TV here?