Blue Monday morning at the factory gate Almost time to clock in Boys were all betting that Joe wouldn't show 'Cause they've seen him over the weekend He had four new tires on that old Cadillac Betty the waitress and some clothes in the back Dashboard full of road maps of Mexico Joe knows how to live He said, "Women are made to love Money is made to spend Life is something, but You will never live again" See, I got to admit Joe sure knows how to live ♪ By now, they'll be down at the ocean He and Betty stretched out somewhere The only blue in his life is the blue moonlight Bouncing off Betty's blonde hair Oh, and I can just see him rolling around on the sand I never thought I was a jealous man When I think what he's doing and what I'm not I'm jealous a lot Because women are made to love And money is made to spend Life is something, but You will never live again Oh, I got to admit Joe sure knows how to live ♪ Betty's back home with her mother Joe's back on the assembly line But he brings in his pictures and that Mexican hat Just to remind us sometimes He said, "Women are made to love Money is made to spend Life is something, but You will never live again" Oh, I got to admit Joe sure knows how to live Oh, I hate to admit it but, Lord, Joe knows how to live Man, they would have fired me if I'd done that Another thing I don't know how he got Betty away with her momma That ol' girl watches her all the time You think Joe's wife know about that yet? I don't think so