Wizard rock is a dried-up river How do these bands even look at themselves in the mirror Singers and songwriters Desperate for material I guess it's very easy to write wizard songs that's trivial They say it's not easy I say it's lemon squeezy Cause this gimmick can only last As long as we got books stuck in the past Cause you're more than a gimmick You're a parody in disguise You're just another mimic Of a character from a franchise you can't criticize Write a bunch of filler lines Follow basic guidelines Then wait for the die hard fans to make you shine Until the day this genre dies You will never get your Hogwarts letter Maybe that's all for the better When wizard school is done Which job can you get with that coloured tie? Is there a masters degree for making feathers fly? They say this genre's easy You pretend to disagree What will you do when they stop making movies Loosely based on Rowling's leftover footnotes? Cause you're just another gimmick Trying hard to compromise With leftover lyrics Of a character that millions of other idolize Write a bunch of filler lines Follow basic guidelines Then wait for the die hard fans to make you shine Until the day you have to write regular songs Tell me When The Well has run dry What the fuck will you do? When then movies stop coming What the fuck will you do? Post-Potter depression will one day come true When the franchise is done You will find another one When the spin-off is done What the fuck will you do? When the books are all gone What the fuck will you do? Move on to a new franchise until till you hit another limit And keep writing music under re-skinned old gimmicks!