You're not a dementor But you still suck at life You're not Dumbledore You don't have an afterlife You're not a phoenix cause you can't cheat death You're not Serious Black cause you don't do meth Let me tell you what you are You're a wizard harry You're not a Boggard cause you only scare yourself You can buy your own socks So you're not a house-elf You're not a centaur Cause don't have 4 legs You're not a spider cause you don't lay eggs Let me tell you what you are You're a wizard harry You're not a ghost cause you're not that transparent You're not happy cause you don't have parents Let me tell you what you are You're a wizard harry You can never be Hagrid cause you're super fake You're a wizard harry And it's already too late