Duffy was a big money broker who never had time for a wife And he always had money in his pocket, and he stayed up all hours of the night He was livin' on coffee and cigarettes Smoke a pack if you are inclined, but give me whiskey and wine Lilly was living the rich life of a pretty little socialite And she didn't have much of an ambition, but she knew she would have a good time She was livin' on credit cards and cocaine Chop another line if you like, but give me whiskey and wine Marty was the neighborhood tour guide He was working pubs on the upper west side And he could tell you one end from the other, and he'd draw a picture if you'd like He was livin on Stella's and percocets Take a half-and-one to feel fine, but give me whiskey and wine Livin' on coffee and cigarettes Smoke a pack if you are inclined, but give me whiskey and wine Livin' on credit cards and cocaine Chop another line if you like, but give me whiskey and wine Smokin' those Camels or whatchamacall Take a drag or two to feel high Whiskey and wine