I woke up in the trash An awful smell and body rash Was I hanging out in a bar Or drinking from a whiskey jar? My head is still sour But I'm going back to the liquor store I'm an alcoholic maniac, never stop drinking 'til I hit the sack Everyday I am wasted Ain't got no job, ain't got no friends and the boozing never ends Everyday I am wasted... ♪ Let's go drink, don't you think? 'Cause we don't care if we stink You smell us coming from miles away Come on, we'll get wasted today Puke all over me, shit on the floor But I'm going back to the liquor store I'm an alcoholic maniac, never stop drinking 'til I hit the sack Everyday I am wasted Ain't got no job, ain't got no friends and the boozing never ends Everyday I am wasted... ♪ I woke up in the trash An awful smell and body rash Was I hanging out in a bar Or drinking from a whiskey jar? My head is still sour But I'm going back to the liquor store I'm an alcoholic maniac, never stop drinking 'til I hit the sack Everyday I am wasted Ain't got no job, ain't got no friends and the boozing never ends Everyday I am wasted... Zatos poepeloeres! Zatos poepeloeres! Zatos poepeloeres!