We've got a lot of things to figure out Like cash the checks and go workout But I think I'd rather sit here on the couch We've got a lot of people we should see And I know that we should get some groceries But honestly, I just don't want to leave Cause I'm here and you're there Breathin' in my air Feel it stop, skip a beat I might need health care On this couch, in my T You're wearin' my sweatpants Without a doubt, not goin' out Let's stay on the couch Our phones are both ringing off the hook But you and I both don't wanna look We've heard it all enough we could write a book Our friends are on the porch and they wanna talk Let's keep our voices low and the door locked Don't you move an inch, just let em knock I'll stay here, you stay there Breathin' in my air Feel it stop, skip a beat I might need health care On this couch, in my T You're wearin' my sweatpants Think I'm drunk off your heat And I like it here I forgot I should eat Maybe brush my teeth But your hair smells like the beach How am I supposed to leave? Got no socks on our feet And we smell like weed Without a doubt, not going out Let's stay on the couch I'll stay here, you stay there Breathin' in my air Feel it stop, skip a beat I might need health care On this couch, in my T You're wearin' my sweatpants Think I'm drunk off your heat And I like it here I forgot I should eat Maybe brush my teeth, But your hair smells like the beach How am I supposed to leave? Got no socks on our feet And we smell like weed Without a doubt, not going out Let's stay on the couch We've got a lot of things to figure out Like cash the checks and go workout But I think I'd rather sit here on the couch