Hello You have reached The Buzz Cola suicide hotline Our options have changed So, please, listen carefully State the reason You are committing suicide I'm sad Please, hold For our next available Life extension agent Lisa, honey Why don't we go upstairs And I draw you a nice hot bath? It helps me when I feel sad Well, she doesn't look sad I don't see any tears in her eyes It's not that kind of sad! Sorry, dad But you wouldn't understand I'm just wondering: what's the point? Would it make any difference at all If I never existed? Lord, I pray, today For the hollow hearts that lost their way For the fathers raising children When their daddy never stayed Push the hatred down the river Don't stop till it fades away I know other people hurt you, baby But I'm here to say Even though you feel your clouds Are getting darker shades of grey Just hold on a little longer Tomorrow's a brighter day Lord, may you carve your name In their hearts of clay And put a fire in their soul That never dies nor goes away