I will never be forgotten For the things I haven't done But I'll surely be remembered By you and everyone For never being around and always away Somehow I am lost out here Amongst the trash behind the bar I'm just looking for an outlet To make my final curtain call Oh, whether here or there, it's always the same I will never be the one to do right Settle down and change my ways again Even if you would embrace who I am Would you really want to stay? I should drag my body across the asphalt To the pay phone by the door Maybe say some things I don't mean to say Or I could figure it all out once the morning comes And my headache's gone away I will never be the one to do right And send you down to change your name again Even though you just don't care where I am Hell, I just called to say Happy Birthday