This must be the last bar in the valley That'll serve us without asking how much we've had I'd be lying if I said I was thrilled to be here But I'll gladly throw a few more on the tab And I'll keep on buying Until I'm good and through Sorting out what I've got Going on with you Yeah, it's true I've got a shorter temper Than I used to have when we first met Well, I'd be lying if I said I was thrilled to be me Staring down the wrong side of regret You say that I'm a liar Oh but honey, so are you So let's just keep on lying 'Til we stumble on the truth So I'll keep on lying Until I believe it's true Would you leave the light on 'Til I stumble home to you