I'm finally on the up and up A lil' 401K Traded in my trailer park For a baby hood with a gate We finally got a castle Last one on the right, you can't miss it Upgraded from the barbed wire Now I got a nice picket I can play high class all day but some things never change I can't hide it in a closet I can't stuff it in a trunk I always know there's treasure buried somewhere in the junk I can keep it clean on Sundays And keep the lights and water on But I can't keep my white trash off the line ♪ Car engine from a flowerbed In a whiskey bottle base Cadillac on a cinderblock Duct tape on every other thing Milk carton in the sunroom Bugs out the back scream Dog hair on the restoration highway Who says you can't have nice things? I can't hide it in a closet I can't stuff it in a trunk I always know there's treasure buried somewhere in the junk I can keep my roots from showing But I'm still dishwater blind And I can't keep my white trash off the line ♪ New money, old habits Loveseat in the plastic Steak fingers in a basket New money, old habits I can't hide it in a closet I can't stuff it in a trunk I always know there's treasure buried somewhere in the junk I can keep it clean on Sundays And keep the lights and water on But I can't keep my white trash off the line Got more rooms than the Jones' Y'all and I'm still addin' on But I can't keep my white trash off the line ♪ I'm finally on the up and up I'm finally on the up and up