I wish somebody'd get married Or maybe even have a baby Hope the home team finally makes It all the way to state Hell, it'd even be a blessin' If somebody got arrested Yeah, whatever it takes To forget our heartbreak How can I ever find somebody new When they keep reminding me of you? I don't wanna be the talk of this town The buzz at the bar, word goin' 'round Like front-page news and it's too loud to ignore Like we lit a match when we broke up Now the little of what's still left of us Is burnin' door to door I don't wanna be the talk of this town anymore Heard that I was goin' crazy And that you've been drinkin' lately Everybody's takin' sides Little lies in checkout lines Oh, I pray for some kind of distraction Can we all just act like nothin' ever happened? I don't wanna be the talk of this town The buzz at the bar, word goin' 'round Like front-page news and it's too loud to ignore Like we lit a match when we broke up Now the little of what's still left of us Is burnin' door to door I don't wanna be the talk of this town anymore Oh, anymore Baby, I could get over you If you and I could be old news (oh) Oh, I don't wanna be the talk of this town The buzz at the bar, word goin' 'round Like front-page news and it's too loud to ignore Like we lit a match when we broke up Now the little of what's still left of us Is burnin' door to door (oh, burnin', burnin', burnin') No, I don't wanna be the talk of this town anymore Whoa-oh-oh No, I don't wanna, I don't wanna be- No, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be the talk anymore No, I don't wanna, I don't wanna be- No, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be- No, I don't wanna be the talk anymore Whoa-oh-oh