It happens every Friday night
I try to sit at the bar and keep quiet
Have one while I'm watching the game
It always ends the same
Nothing feels better in my hand
Nothing changes my plans
Like a beer can
One and I'm coming unwound
Two and I start to get loud
Three gets me tapping my feet
Making friends with everybody I meet
Hold on, here I go again
Nothing makes me crazier than
A beer can
'Cause I'm buyin' every round like I'm Richard Branson
Dancing like they do at the Playboy mansion
Singing like Elvis, only better
'Cause I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh Heffner
I'm makin' the rules, I'm breakin' 'em too
Doing everything I said I wouldn't do
Nothing takes me from Clark Kent to Superman
Like a beer can
Don't pour me tequila and lime
I'll pass on the whiskey and wine
You can keep the shots of who knows what
Go ahead and set it on fire
No, I ain't that kind of man
Believe it or not, it don't set me off
Like a beer can
And I'm buyin' every round like I'm Richard Branson
Dancing like they do at the Playboy mansion
Singing like Elvis, only better
I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh Heffner
I'm makin' the rules, breakin' 'em too
Doing everything I said I wouldn't do
Nothing takes me from Clark Kent to Superman
Like a beer can
If there's anybody else like me
I want to see you raise your hands
Show me your cans
Show me your cans
'Cause I'm buyin' every round like I'm Richard Branson
Dancing like they do at the Playboy mansion
Singing like Elvis, only better
And I can talk to the girls like I'm Hugh Heffner
Makin' the rules, I'm breakin' 'em too
Doing everything I said I wouldn't do
Nothing takes me from Clark Kent to Superman
Like a beer can
I'm Superman
With a beer can