We don't have that much in common
We don't even sound alike
I've never been to Scotland
I got me own bagpipes
Keep your double-O seven
We got Remington Steele
My fucking pride is Irish
I don't care what you feel
(Chorus)
Scotland, you're not all that great
Scotland, you fill us with hate
Scotland, don't make a big fuss
Scotland, you owe us
Still earing kilts and knee socks
That shite's getting old
If it wasn't for the Guinness
We'd fucking run the globe
I saw the movie Braveheart
No big deal to me
If not for the Irish
You wouldn't be free
(Spoken rant)
(Chorus)
Scotch ain't the only whiskey
We have Jameson with our stout
I don't care for Ewan MacGregor
So Paddy knocked him out
Have Edinburgh, Scotland
We've got Cliffs of Mohr
Our tourist are drunk
They'll skip your fucking tour
Eat up all that haggis
With potatoes we feast
Wath that mouth there Scotty
You'll be Ireland East
(Chorus 2x)