Everybody's welcome to the hooley! Everybody's welcome to the hooley! As long as you ain't ructious or unruly,'Cos Everybody's welcome to the hooley! Ye eejits from white power, you can take a golden shower, If you're gonna come here spoutin' all yer crap- 'though we fly our colours, it's no stick to beat no others, Let's make it clear we're just here for the craic (fact: so no-one gets attacked!) Everybody's welcome to the hooley! Everybody's welcome to the hooley! As long as you ain't ructious or unruly,'Cos Everybody's welcome to the hooley! I think you are mistaken when you see our flags we're wavin',-You think we're sayin' somethin' that we're not: After years of being oppressed, we're just proud we can expressWhat we are, and not confused with what we're not (& you bet yer life we're not!) Every body's welcome to the hooley!, etc. All those people back at home now, who didn't really roam now, And are giving Xenophobia a goWe're the very last nation that can begrudge immigration, So shut up to feck - ya make a holy show! (Of all of us- with all your stupid fuss!) So! -Every body's welcome to the hooley!, etc.