All aboard, rudeness train Tell your sister to come down quick And she can have a suck of my dick On the rudeness train I gave her one in the corridor And after that she wanted more On the rudeness train Move off sister if you could For you are standing on my wood On the rudeness train Show your ticket at [?] And I look up and tell it [?} On the rudeness train I had a girl the other night She wasn't loose but she wasn't tight On the rudeness train Whether you're small or whether you're large Whether you're soft or whether you're hard It's a rudeness train Mary had a little pig, she also had a bear I've never seen her little pig but I've often had her bear On the rudeness train A by loose dibber and nibber and dock Waving and shaking his big hairy ____ On the rudeness train Slow down, Slow down brother... You're going too fast...