I bet you felt empowered when you left me,
I bet you would have loved to watch me cry,
But this is the best gift you could ever give me.
It's almost like it's Christmas in July.
(Yeah) Christmas in July, Christmas in July!
It's almost like it's Christmas in July.
Well I know that I should feel sad,
But I feel so good I almost feel bad.
Its almost like it's Christmas in July.
I bet you thought I didn't care about you,
I bet you thought I didn't even try.
Well fuck you bitch I wrote this song about you.
So here's you're gift it's Christmas in July!
(Yeah) Christmas in July, Christmas in July!
It's almost like it's Christmas in July.
Well I know you want a relationship,
But I just can't relate to shit.
Its almost like it's Christmas in July.
. . .
And I bet you thought 'd beg and plead to get you back,
But the jokes on you because I'm not that type of man. (not that type of man)
Maybe we could get together, we could work things out.
Oh you say no, well okay so I didn't mean any of my-
I know I shouldn't call you when I'm drinking (Woah)(Seriously)
I'm sorry, and I don't mean to pry
But seriously what the fuck were you thinking.
Well I don't care it's Christmas in July.
(Yeah!) It's Christmas in July, Christmas in July!
It's almost like it's Christmas in July.
Well I know that we couldn't hurt
But I'll lend you things to the bitter end.
It's, I'm so sorry, Christmas in July!
It's, I'm so sorry, Christmas in July!
It's, I'm so sorry, Christmas in July!
And I'll miss your tits, Yeah!