Last night I had a dream about, Paul Newman He called me up at night and said he's gonna kill you He said he's gonna get you with, good groomin' He'll cut your hair he'll shave your face he'll cut your throat too It's hard to get an answer from, Paul Newman When I ask him why he's planning on killing you It's so hard to get an answer from, Paul Newman I mean an answer I believe I mean an answer that's true Paul Newman hates you Paul Newman hates you so much It's getting pretty regular with, Paul Newman I talk with him a lot, yeah, I would say about twice a week But it's normally just small talk with, Paul Newman But this was something different this was something unique So I'm calling you to warn you about, Paul Newman He said he'll probably do it in a week, or so, So you better keep an eye out for, Paul Newman And if you see him on the street don't wait around to say hello Paul Newman hates you Paul Newman hates you so much I wish he'd talk directly to you, I know you'd work it out between you two Paul Newman hates you Paul Newman hates you so much