Yes, I've been drinking toxic sludge
And now I rule the world at large
Purple dictatorship
200 years ahead, humanity's enslaved to me
Been messing with the Chron-O-John
The diamond was just a zircon
No way to stop my plot
The past is dead and gone and Tentacle will not be caught
1-2-3-4 Tentacle is on the loose!
Suction cups upon
The American flag!
Tentacle!