Sometimes I wonder in my head
Why the fuck I even bother getting out of bed
I'm having a bad hair day, can't get no relief
Everything I do seems to come to grief
Everybody's staring in disbelief
'Cause I forgot to put my clothes on 'fore I hit the street
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everything I do goes wrong today
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everyone I speak to runs away
Couldn't find any shoes to put on my feet
I've trodden on a nail lying in the street
A piece of newspaper is my only attire
And some stupid kid tried to set it on fire
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everything I do goes wrong today
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everyone I speak to runs away
I tell myself, "It's just a bad dream"
But I can't wake up, I think I'm gonna scream
I wanna go to bed and go back to sleep
But I can't get in the house 'cause I've lost my keys
I'm standing on the doorstep, startin' to freeze
And I'm gonna get arrested, 'cause someone's called the police
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everything I do goes wrong today
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everyone I speak to runs away
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everything I do goes wrong today
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everyone I speak to runs away