I joined this frat toon network
With some guys i thought were cool.
When I didn't let you into our body
I was just following the rules.
At the frat we'd wake each other
And not when I would wake.
Unlike my co- workers who didn't laugh
When i put (?) in their drinks.
I used to be the coolest,
I got all the hype.
Now I've become a victim of douchbag stereotype.
With all these different types of douche,
The question seems to be:
Have I become the douchbag,
Or have the douchbag become me?
I've made myself a fortune
With some counterfeit stock sales.
Drowning my investors
(...)