I joined this frat toon network With some guys i thought were cool. When I didn't let you into our body I was just following the rules. At the frat we'd wake each other And not when I would wake. Unlike my co- workers who didn't laugh When i put (?) in their drinks. I used to be the coolest, I got all the hype. Now I've become a victim of douchbag stereotype. With all these different types of douche, The question seems to be: Have I become the douchbag, Or have the douchbag become me? I've made myself a fortune With some counterfeit stock sales. Drowning my investors (...)