There's a man in black Matching my description He's lowering the tone And he's causing friction When the moped was thrown in the pond And the Londis was rammed With a Honda Accord With a Baby On Board sticker dangling over A bootful of shonky triangular teabags The fleabag is Evil me, evil me Evil me on the CCTV Evil me, evil me Evil me with the old graffiti Give him a pound and he'll tell you answer Such lovely shoes They're the shoes of a dancer He set fire to the cat in your flat And you don't have a door anymore So I'm sorry about that If you want to complain about the stain Then I have to explain that it's not Me to blame can't you see it's the Evil me, evil me Evil me on the CCTV Evil me, evil me Evil me, how he hates your EP