You're only mad because I tore The period from your keyboard Really, I'm the one who should be pissed It was my point after all that was completely missed And the subsequent disappearance of you Is a complete coincidence! Am I the one to blame For your typographical complex? If you could read my mind I would change it all the time If you could read my mind I would change it all of the time ♪ I left my suitcase on your bed And I know you tried to open it You're sucking nervously on a Djarum Clove Gives you away instantly, do you suppose That the pin with the dolls in its head You did find, Is a complete coincidence? Am I the one to blame For your enetophobical complex? If you could read my mind I would change it all the time If you could read my mind I would change it all of the time ♪ "I don't want to be in love anymore" So he says, and I think maybe He doesn't realize what he just said Doesn't he know that's all there is? ♪ And you're only sad because you're sick Of being led around with a carrot, and stick Really I'm the one who should be annoyed Wasting my energy on a wooden boy! And the subsequent disappearance of me Is a complete coincidence! And I'm the one to blame For my psychological complex If you could read my mind I would change it all the time If you could read my mind I would change it all of the time