I'm a computer Wizard. My appetites would fill your heart with dread. I practice Cybernetic Necromancy: I resurrect computers from the dead. I haunt the shops and all computer auctions, Looking for components that are right. Then I haul them off to my laboratory, Where I practice arcane sciences by night. I'm a computer Wizard, And late at night when you are safe in bed, I practice Cybernetic Necromancy: I resurrect computers from the dead. Now if you find you have a hardware problem, That evil spirits haunt your circuitry, Then call upon my service; I can help you For a very minor, modest fee. I'm a computer Wizard. You'll know me — for my reputation's spread. I practice Cybernetic Necromancy, And I can raise your system from the dead.