I'm a computer Wizard.
My appetites would fill your heart with dread.
I practice Cybernetic Necromancy:
I resurrect computers from the dead.
I haunt the shops and all computer auctions,
Looking for components that are right.
Then I haul them off to my laboratory,
Where I practice arcane sciences by night.
I'm a computer Wizard,
And late at night when you are safe in bed,
I practice Cybernetic Necromancy:
I resurrect computers from the dead.
Now if you find you have a hardware problem,
That evil spirits haunt your circuitry,
Then call upon my service; I can help you
For a very minor, modest fee.
I'm a computer Wizard.
You'll know me — for my reputation's spread.
I practice Cybernetic Necromancy,
And I can raise your system from the dead.