Ticket barriers are in front of me Ticket to Manchester Piccadilly Hop inside just before the doors close Full speed ahead, I am ready to go! Choo-choo train is filling up the speed nice I'll read up on the news on my device Oh hey, a new theme park is coming soon A splash park themed around a monsoon I hope I'm not in for a wild ride Last train I rode on, I nearly died Seems to be right, I think I'm safe I hope this train faces no delays The train is approaching a rail crossing Turning right, I hear a lot of screeching An announcement over the intercom "Attention passengers; something is wrong We have taken a slightly wrong turn And brakes aren't working; we can not return" A sign passes, and so it reads; "UNDER CONSTRUCTION: UNSAFE TERRITORY" I know I am in for a wild ride Last train I rode on, I nearly died No longer seems right, I think I'm safe I hope this train faces no delays What's this up ahead? The rail goes up Then it loop-de-loops, the train erupts (aaah!) I feel sick, I'm scared for my life And our train carriage is gaining high Loop-de-loop is over, now it's Straight forward to the exit, I can't wait! Wait, the track lifts up, the end's ahead We are gonna go flying, I'll be dead