Digging up the graves with my new shovel
Let's see how many more graves it can draw
Hole one is dug up in a record time
But what is that young couple doing o-over there?
Are they kissing under the light of the moon tonight?
Oh, I cannot let that happen in my graveyard, in my graveyard
I'll bash my shovel through their stupid heads their stupid heads
Oh, put them in the freshly dug grave I just made, grave I just made
Nothing suspicious happening here now
Problem was solved with just a simple pow
No secrets hidden here as of yet
Wait, what is that man doing over there?
Are they drunk or something, alcohol or pet-r-ol?
Oh wow, they just fell into a newly dug grave, newly dug grave
Better make sure they can't leave, dig the soil, dig the soil
And stab the shovel into their big old head their big old head
Zombies are now rising up from the dead
Just bash my shovel back through their neck
A funeral procession coming through
Now from what I've done there will be a few more
But I won't let that happen, hit the priest and hit the patrons
Steal all of their valuables, dig some more holes, dig some more holes
Drop the bodies in the holes, say nothing more, say nothing more
Make sure to lock the gate door, no more events, no more events
My job sure seems to be busy today
All of the people walking here astray
Shovel's not enough, I need a stronger tool
Time to crack out the old sledge hammer
Bash and thwack and doink, hit the people with the hammer
Shovel up some makeshift holes, hide the bodies with more bodies
No witnesses are present, burn evidence, burn evidence
Job seems to be secure here, I am done now, shift is over