My bedroom is the safest place in the house Because I don't ever leave it alone It has all my valuables inside On all of my shelves, It's not a surprise Sleep is not just a hobby, it's a full sport for me What's the longest I can sleep for? My record is sixteen hours but Then, I'd got woken up by a noise downstairs I don't ever leave it It is my bedroom It has my bed I use it in my bedroom In my bedroom, I have lots of computer games to play On all systems ever made, who needs a social life I have my games, my bed and my soap For the thoughts in my brain This life is a dream, what more could I want? Complete isolation from the real world I love it in here, but I feel lost I have got nobody, not even close I don't ever leave it It is my bedroom It has my bed I use it in my bedroom But I just have to make due With my online buddies I have ultra fast ethernet So I can chat all the time Without fear of losing it on the conversation It is not close to the real deal, but when I have my friends I just don't feel as much regret as I do When I am alone, which happens a lot, I know I don't ever leave it It is my bedroom It has my bed I use it in my bedroom