Trekking through space, we find a home planet
Used to be ours a while ago, I don't recall why it would fall
Scan the terrain, we spot a small object
Comics of cats, Garfield's his name, what is his game?
I do not know!
What does it mean though? This cat's a dumbo
What is this book for? Other than to hold the door?
Why are we here on this floating space turf?
What is this orange thing we call the Earth?
Open the book, what are these crude comics?
The cat's lazy, there is Odie, and there is Jon, and there's Lyman
Where's the humour? He's just an old fat cat
No exercise, how does he live?
What does he eat? He's unhealthy!
What does it mean though? This cat's a dumbo
What is this book for? Other than to hold the door?
Why are we here on this floating space turf?
What is this orange thing we call the Earth?
That one's funny, the one where the dog goes
To the online and buys away - to Jon's dismay - a bunch of toys
I don't get it. Well back when we lived here, dogs were just pets
Oh that makes sense, but no offense
It kinda blows
What does it mean though? This cat's a dumbo
What is this book for? Other than to hold the door?
Why are we here on this floating space turf?
What is this orange thing we call the Earth?
It's time to leave, it's not safe to stay here
I'll miss you though, I take this book and have a look at the mischief
No, leave it here. it may have some virus
Plus, it's not ours: who knows they might catch us on sight
And be annoyed
What does it mean though? This cat's a dumbo
What is this book for? Other than to hold the door?
Why are we here on this floating space turf?
What is this orange thing we call the Earth?