I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don't have to tell her goodbye
Cause breaking up's so hard to do
And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to
So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
After much consideration
I've decided to move on
We've been together now for 6 long years
When I lost that bet and took her to the prom
But I can't bring myself to tell her
And that got me to start to think
That I could save her lots of agony
If somehow she were made to be extinct
I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don't have to tell her goodbye
I don't have the heart to tell her
We just don't belong together
So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
Well it? s so hard to say it? s over
She seems to care for me so much
She? s trying to tell me that we? re meant to be
And I? m trying to tell her that this sucks
But I said I? d never leave her
And so it seems I? m kind of stuck
I guess I? m gonna have to wait things out
And hope she gets run over by a truck
I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don? t have to tell her goodbye
You said you? d die if?
So I? m just speeding up the inevitable
I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
People say I have a problem
And my way of thinking is obscene
They say I? m anti-confrontational
But I don? t even know what the hell that means
But I do know this ain? t working
And if her death did come about
She? d die happy and then I? d be free
To finally get to ask her sister out
I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don? t have to tell her goodbye
Cause breaking up? s so hard to do
And if she were dead, well I wouldn? t have to
So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die