The modern world's a sexual cornucopia
We take comfort knowing if we're this or that
No longer simply straight or gay, there's a mind-boggling array
And we all are searching for a home to hang our boner's hat
Let's begin with the simple andro-sexual
That's an any-gendered person who fucks men
But if there's a part-time dickin' and also ladies you'll be sticking
Then you could be bi or cisgen-MSM
Now should you require romance to get you into no pants
Then a demi-sexual is what you'd be
And the omnisexual or pan will bed all genders, understand?
While polysexuals don't fuck all just two or three
Yes, siree on the spectrum of sexuality
So, you're telling me there's a category for everybody?
I don't believe it
Oh, Yeah? Try me
I sashayed like a nancy boy to make ladies shriek
A gender-normative gynophile with a homophobic streak
I was a femme andro-genoid from a distant outer space
A polysexual gender non-conformist textbook case
I died from drugs and heartbreak forced to hide my same-sex love
I fucked ladies who fucked ladies who fucked me
Hmm, a classic closeted, bisexual and a philandering cisgen male
There's a name for anything you care to be, don't you see?
On the spectrum of sexuality
Some prefer to be alone when they get naughty
They're only turned on by the sight of their own body
Well, it's logical as it's lexical, they're simply auto-sexual
Like, oh, so many more from sea to sea
Whatever horny predilection makes you wet or prompts erection
It's all there, on the spectrum of sexuality
We take comfort knowing if we're this or that
No longer simply straight or gay, there's a mind-boggling array
And we all are searching for a home to hang our boner's hat
Let's begin with the simple andro-sexual
That's an any-gendered person who fucks men
But if there's a part-time dickin' and also ladies you'll be sticking
Then you could be bi or cisgen-MSM
Now should you require romance to get you into no pants
Then a demi-sexual is what you'd be
And the omnisexual or pan will bed all genders, understand?
While polysexuals don't fuck all just two or three
Yes, siree on the spectrum of sexuality
So, you're telling me there's a category for everybody?
I don't believe it
Oh, Yeah? Try me
I sashayed like a nancy boy to make ladies shriek
A gender-normative gynophile with a homophobic streak
I was a femme andro-genoid from a distant outer space
A polysexual gender non-conformist textbook case
I died from drugs and heartbreak forced to hide my same-sex love
I fucked ladies who fucked ladies who fucked me
Hmm, a classic closeted, bisexual and a philandering cisgen male
There's a name for anything you care to be, don't you see?
On the spectrum of sexuality
Some prefer to be alone when they get naughty
They're only turned on by the sight of their own body
Well, it's logical as it's lexical, they're simply auto-sexual
Like, oh, so many more from sea to sea
Whatever horny predilection makes you wet or prompts erection
It's all there, on the spectrum of sexuality
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