Oh yeah, I told her something I thought she'd understand But when I said that something I had to hold her hands I had to hold her hands I had to hold her hands When I tried to kiss her She bit me on the chin As I held her hands She kicked me on the shin She kicked me on the shin She kicked me on the shin It only hurts internally inside In surplus GI shoes she wears Skin my hide Skin my hide Skin my hide Whoo! When I hold her hands I never have to worry I don't like to hold them But it is necessary But it is necessary But it is necessary I touched her arms when they felt hairy outside I can't help feeling that I touched A cow's hide A cow's hide (A cow's hide?) Yeah, a hide, hide A cow's outside Well, bring the old heifer in before she gets milked (Moo!) Well, something electrifies me I hope you understand If you electrocute me I wanna hold your hands I wanna hold your hands I wanna hold your hands I wanna hold your hands