We are here on the beach Where a giant shark has just eaten a girl swimmer Well, Mr. Jaws, how was it? Dynomite! And what did she say when you grabbed her? Please, mister, please! I know sharks are stupid But what did you think when you took that first bite? How sweet it is Mr. Jaws, before you swim out to sea Have you anything else to say? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? With me now is the local sheriff Sheriff Brody, the shark will be back for lunch What do you intend to do? Do a little dance Make a little love Get down tonight Just arriving is oceanographer Matt Hooper Sir, if someone is attacked by a shark What should they do? Do the hustle We are going aboard the fishing boat of Captain Quint Captain, will you be able to catch this giant shark? I will, I will, I will Thank you, captain (I will, I will), captain Captain, captain When you catch one of these sharks What do you feel like? Like a rhinestone cowboy We've just sighted the shark again He's coming straight for us Captain Quint is shouting something at him Get you, baby One of these nights Hey, Jaws The captain says he's going to catch you What do you think of that? Jive talkin' Uh-oh, here he comes again They've hit him Mr. Jaws, why doesn't anything seem to hurt you? Big boys don't cry Big boys don't cry He's coming right onto the boat Mr. Jaws, why are you grabbing my hand? Wouldn't you give your hand to a friend? No, wait, Mr. Jaws That's not the way this record is supposed to end Help, help!