Last night, while I lay thinking here, Some Whatifs crawled inside my ear And pranced and partied all night long Whatif I'm dumb in school? Whatif they've closed the swimming pool? Whatif I get beat up? Whatif dad is in jail For not paying his taxes Whatif I start to call 911 Whatif I call Frankie for pizza pie What is my plane was late Whatif nobody likes me? Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me? Whatif I don't grow talle? Whatif my head starts getting smaller? Whatif the fish won't bite? Whatif the wind tears up my kite? Whatif they start a war? Whatif my parents get divorced? Whatif the bus is late? Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight? Whatif I tear my pants? Whatif I never learn to dance? Everything seems well, and then The nighttime Whatifs strike again!