This is my house please come on in It's time to cleanse yourself of sin Get thee down upon your knees 'Cos non-belief is a disease, Amen Come all ye faithful, heed the bells This trip could save you all from hell Burning crosses through the night Come and join the holly fight, Amen So you hear your shepherd calling My wraith won't be denied Don't stand there looking sheepish Come and join the flock inside Who says these people are insane It's only brainwash, quite humane A thousand channels take your pick Another mystic lunatic, Amen Think you can challenge me come on I've seen 'em all off one by one Old Galileo's long forgot Though he was right and we were not, Amen Deliver you from evil That never was the plan To those who fall for this one Deserve the lousy hand This twisted truth, this slight of hand Has kept the devil in command Beyond those gates up in the sky Sign up now for apple pie, Amen