Come on in and see my A's
Come on in and see my I's
Come on in and see my ways
Come on in and see my wife
My wife
She's got a middle just like her mother
She's got a middle sing, surely governed
Don't look up, don't look up
And don't look down
Come on in and see my A's
Come on in and see my I's
Come on in and feel my weight
Come on in and see my wife
My wife
Who was it said, I don't know a thing
Who was it said, I believe everything
You check the facts, you check the facts
You eat my shits and you read my back
Come on in and see my A's
Come on in and see my I's
Come on in and be my rays
Come on in and see my wife
My wife
She's got a middle sewn up like roses
She's got a middle wrapped up in poses
Don't look up, don't look up
And don't look back
Who was it said, I got a funny face
Who was it said, her teeth are never straight
You check the facts, you check the facts
You taste my shits and you read my back
Come on in and see my A's
Come on in and see my I's
Come on in and be my rays
Come on in and see my wife
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