Please Mr. Gunman Before you go out on your spree Please Mr. Gunman I'd like to make a humble request Before you kill us, dead forever Please Mr. Gunman, consider our after-life We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church At the mall We'll consume our material things In our school We're learning evolution Inside the nightclub, we are drunk with pleasure At church on Sunday We pray for forgiveness At church on Sunday We pray for forgiveness In church on Sunday We're ready to go to heaven We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church Please Mr. Gunman Since there's no stopping you Please Mr. Gunman Don't be an inconsiderate prick We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church We'd rather die in church Where my god, to be