It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen But you've no idea where that cock has been You said you were careful, you never were with me I heard you did it four times but Jonnies come in packs of three She was the best shag I'd ever had That doesn't mean I'm saying, bed wise, you were bad I think you were working, we got a hotel We didn't have anything but I thought I might as well I never told you the rest I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test You know I just said it for effect Then you laughed and said I'd fuck anything in a skirt, once I'm erect And she's a famous harlot in this town I know enough to, but still I couldn't turn her down He said I'm an asshole, what was I thinking? It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking