I remember it was that Wednesday Oh, when it rained and it rained They traipsed mud all over the house It took hours and hours to scrub it out All over the hall carpet I took my mop and my bucket And I cleaned and I cleaned The kitchen floor until it sparkled Then I took my laundry basket And put all the linen in it And everythin' I could fit in it All our dirty clothes That hadn't gone into the wash And all your shirts And jeans and things And put them in the new Washing machine Washing machine Washing machine I watched them goin' 'round and 'round My blouse wrappin' itself around your trousers Oh, and the waves are goin' out My skirt floatin' up around my waist As I wade out into the surf Oh, and the waves are comin' in Oh, and the waves are goin' out Oh, and you're standin' right behind me Little fish swim between my legs Oh, and the waves are comin' in Oh, and the waves are goin' out Oh, and the waves are comin' in Out of the corner of my eye I think, I see you standin' outside But it's just your shirt, hangin' on the washing line Wavin' its arm as the wind blows by And it looks so alive Nice and white Just like it's climbed Right out of my Washing machine Washing machine Washing machine ♪ Slooshy sloshy slooshy sloshy Get that dirty shirty clean Slooshy sloshy slooshy sloshy Make those cuffs and collars gleam Everything clean and shiny Washing machine Washing machine Washing machine