I've got a girl in a box, Keep her under my bed, it sure must get hot in the summertime. I get her out when there's nothing else to do. When there's nothing on TV, when I can't see you. Wife don't mind if I give her a child. My wife don't mind, she thinks it's pretty wild. I've got this girl in a box, I got a girl in a box. I'll keep her 'till the day, I'll keep her 'till the day, I'll keep her 'till the day that I die And I hope I die in the nighttime With my TV on and a beer in my hand and you by my side. I got a girl in a box, We play games, I'm anything I'm not, But I wanna' be, yeah, I wanna be. She'll be a slut, or a dirty little whore Or the girl next door or my bride instead Or I'll cut off her head, If I want to, yeah, I want to. I'll keep her 'till the day, I'll keep her 'till the day, I'll keep her 'till the day that I die. I've got a girl in a box. I've got a girl in a box.