He climbs on top in the dark
And pushes your legs apart
You grit your teeth try not to breathe
Because he reeks of rotting meat
He's crushing you
He's fucking huge
His thick tongue slobbers across your face
You wouldn't call it a warm embrace
It's like being on a waterboard
Sometimes you feel like such a whore
Just close your eyes
Try not to cry
Give it up for the rhinoceros
Guess who's getting fucked by the rhinoceros
Her name's Melania
She's from Slovenia
An illegal immigrant
He paid to sneak her in
He likes them young
And compliant
He rolls over and off of you
And he lumbers across the room
You go to the gilded bidet
To wash the shit away
Just close your eyes, honey
And try not to cry
Give it up for the rhinoceros
Guess who's getting fucked by the rhinoceros
This is a golden age
When anyone can get away with almost anything
But be careful what you say
Everyone is watching you
And nobody cares about the truth
Give it up
For the rhinoceros
Guess who's getting fucked by the rhinoceros
America
Give it up for the rhinoceros, America
Guess who's getting fucked
By the rhinoceros