I'm so fabulous, you're Las Vegas You New Yorkers who look nebulous I'm more fab than all the hipsters on Broadway I'm so fabulous, you arriviste Way you dress is so excedious How do they even let you on the subway? Your uniform looks so hideous I'm so fabulous, it's ridiculous You're so Cincinnati, go and see the same shit today I'm so fabulous, you're the exodus From where this new dress is up and messed-up-ious I'm gonna see a rocket like a superfly, yeah I want sophistication For all the population now I want the hip sensation For our civilization, wow Nebulous New Yorkers is blasphemous It makes a giant ass of all of us What would the dear departed, Murray the K, say? I'm so fabulous, you're jerk-rigeous Don't come around here making new rules for us I don't need them, I'm already fabulous I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna hear about it I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna look at you