I wanna go on vacation Your plane's gonna crash Ok, why would you say that? Because it's obvious Ok, you're gonna board at 1, then get off at 5 Haha, just kidding 'cause you're gonna fucking DIE Ok, how can you be so sure about this? I- Is that really a question? One out of 9821 flights ends deadly I wanna protect you So listen to me what I have to say 'Cause I just want the best for you, haha Ok, ok, I'll go by train Are you kidding me, that's even worse, what are you saying?! Oh really? How do you know? Uhm, Google, where literally everyone can look up anything Ok, you know what? Show me, 'cause I don't believe you Ok fine! Hey Siri, how likely is it to die in a train crash? I ain't tellin' you shit, faggot. Lmao Wh- what was that? I'm not really sure... Whatever. I'm so sick of you ruining my vibe Shut up! Maybe I should just let you die Fuck you, bitch! Maybe I wanna die So I don't have to take your stupid shit no more What? You- you wanna die? What the fuck? Hey Siri, find me the nearest psych ward Ok, come on, I wasn't being serious Hey Siri, stop Ugh, god damnit. I fucking hate you!