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Исполнитель: Pizza Party

альбом: Funny Songs for Everyone (Deluxe Edition)

I bumped into Dracula
He seemed kind of alright
But his hands were soaking wet
So I had to ask him why
And he said
Vampires
Don't use hand dryers
Vampires
Don't use hand dryers
I said that's pretty weird you know
What have you got against a machine that blows
Hot air onto your hands
It's good enough for everyone else in this land
He said
Vampires
Don't use hand dryers
Vampires
Don't use hand dryers
Then one of his vampire friends
Strolled up and he had dry hands
And I said "Dracula here told me
That vampires don't use hand dryers
Why would that be?"
Dracula's friend said
"Vampires DO use hand dryers
...definitely."
Vampires
Definitely use hand dryers
"It's just Dracula is a bit of a weirdo
That's all."

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