Teenmum This goes out, to all those others teen mums out there Teenmum! Teenmum! Teenmum! Teenmum! Teenmum! Teenmum! Teenmum! Teenmum! I shoulda taken it up the bum But it didn't look like fun Now I'm a teenmum For life For life Knocked up in grade eight Spread me legs, sealed me fate Called kids helpline, called me a slut Said to take it up the butt Teenmum I'm a teenmum I'm a teenmum For life For life Told me mum, she fuckin' spewed Shoulda done it where I pooed Now I'm preggers, up the duff Cause I shoved it up my muff Teenmum I'm a teenmum I'm a teenmum For life For life Sucks real heaps cause I got fat And my kid smells like a rat But bein' a mum, is kinda cool Cause I don't hafta go to school Teenmum I'm a teenmum I'm a teenmum For life For life Teenmum I'm a teenmum I'm a teenmum For life For life For life For life For life For life For my life