Crazy witchdoctor threw me a bone Hit me in the face on the way back home Ran really fast but who woulda reckoned Changed to a horse in the next one second Hair on my body, down to my feet With a big long tail and an arse full of meat Four strong legs and well toned trunk I'm hung like a horse, a true blue hunk Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva With ribbons in my mane and glitter on my hooves Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva The local steed hotties pulling all the moves Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva Ka-razy pony bitches chompin' on my bit Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva Yeah checkin' all the foals as they hit my shit It's not fair I had a date You're gonna make me very late He's really hot, he has a car I've shaved my face, I've stuffed my bra I am a horse Take this eye of newt for your charm collection Just please save me quick from this giant horse erection! Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva It's not so bad you'll never be lonely Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva Everyone wants to be friends with a pony Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva Horse 4eva, horse horse 4eva