Have you heard about McGranahans wife?
Have you heard about the news thats got the neighbors all confused?
Have you heard about McGranahans wife?
McGranahan always had trouble with the girls.
No matter how hard he tried, he couldnt find a bride.
So when he said he was engaged we thought he lied
Apparently information was withheld
On their wedding day it seems, she tried to spill the beans
But McGranahan got drunk and just passed out.
And McGranahan will take what he can.
McGranahan will take what he gets
And he wont hold a grudge,
So who am I to judge?
When McGranahan, he has no regrets
Now months had passed without a single word
For when consummation neared
Mr. McGranahans fautly geared
Kept her secret safe for one more year.
At the county fare we all thought it was strange.
When she went to use the lou
It was McGranahan times two
When they both walked out the same door he walked through
And McGranahan will take what he can
McGranahan will take what he gets
And he wont hold a grudge,
So who am I to judge?
When McGranahan, he has no regrets
Have you heard about McGranahans wife?
Have you heard about the news thats got the neighbors all confused?
Have you heard about McGranahans wife?
We all thought it'd gone on far too long
There was clearly something shady
About McGranahans old lady
And we all thought not telling him was wrong.
We thought for sure that he would scream and curse
We were as forward as we can,
We said "Your old lady's a man"
But McGranahan just said "I've done worse"
And McGranahan will take what he can
McGranahan will take what he gets
And he wont hold a grudge
So who am I to judge?
When McGranahan, he has no regrets
So if you are searchin for a bride
Take it easy on the liquor
Dont buy the cow before you check her
Make sure high on grass low on pride
And McGranahan will take what he can
McGranahan will take what he gets
But he wont hold a grudge
So who am I to judge?
When McGranahan, he has no regrets.
Have you heard about McGranahans wife?
Have you heard about the news thats got the neighbors all confused?
Have you heard about McGranahans wife