There are villains on the ocean, The type that make the citizens tremble with fear There are dastardly diabolical bad guys with insane Maniacal laughs and the jerks that already drank up all the beer There are fiends out on the water, Covered in scars and scary and looking quite mean With patches and hooks and general Bad looks and an unpleasant odor indeed And sometimes the things they say are quite obscene But we, we chose to be different, yes we, we serve a new role So we're pirating pirates and looting the Treasure, the grog and the loot and the gold And taking everything back those ruffians stole We're the heroes of the high seas, We live a life of action, there are never guarantees We're the heroes of the high seas, Dishing out truth and justice from port royal to the seas Of course there is honor among the thieves, But in her and honor gets sometimes confusing while drunk We drown in our folly and thwart Melancholy while giving a golden smile While telling stories of all the frigates we've sunk WE're vigilantes singing shanties, in nearly perfect five part harmony The wine, the women, the music and song keep us going long and strong Until we realize we're out of loot again Our only super power is that we don't drown right away Saxton probably can't breath under water... but we'll find out someday We're privateers without any fears, Except for running out of the mead and the rum We're plundering plunderers, Avoiding the blunders and bringing the thunder indeed While striking dashing poses one by one